Tuesday, December 12, 2017

10 Crazy Things Russians Say And What They Mean


We know every country has their own idioms, which often make no sense to anyone other than those who have grown up with them, but for those in the know, they make perfect sense!
We are bringing you Russia’s TOP TEN idioms, with a helping hand from renowned artist Nathan James. By the time you’ve familiarised yourself with these, we’re hoping you won’t get overexcited… but you’ll jump out of your pants!

#2 A Russian Won’t Lie To You, He’ll 'Hang Noodles On Your Ears'

A Russian Won’t Lie To You, He’ll 'Hang Noodles On Your Ears'
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Rita 5 months ago
it's correct, but in Russia we don't eat noodle from Chinese small box :)
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#3 You Are Not Just Talented Or Skilled, You Can 'Shoe A Flea'

You Are Not Just Talented Or Skilled, You Can 'Shoe A Flea'
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John Tenletters 5 months ago
Nono, not a shoe like the one at the picture. A horseshoe.
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#5 A Russian Person Doesn’t Swear Something Is True… He Will ‘Give You His Tooth For It’

A Russian Person Doesn’t Swear Something Is True… He Will ‘Give You His Tooth For It’
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Igor Nikeshin 5 months ago
This ia just awful jail slang! ) This slang usually use bad educated and dumb people only ! Sometimes use as a joke about dumb people )
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#6 Russians Don’t Show Off… They ‘Throw Dust In Your Eyes’

Russians Don’t Show Off… They ‘Throw Dust In Your Eyes’
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Ana Vrbanov 5 months ago
Some of these sayings are used in other countries of Europe too, here in Croatia as well, so it's not just the "Russian" thing. :)
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#9 Russians Don’t Have A Snack, They 'Kill The Worm'

Russians Don’t Have A Snack, They 'Kill The Worm'
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Igor Nikeshin 5 months ago
Slang too. More exactly that sounds something like this ."To excruciate a little worm to death"
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#10 Russians Don’t Say You Have An Interesting Aspect To Your Character, They Say You Have A 'Raisin'

Russians Don’t Say You Have An Interesting Aspect To Your Character, They Say You Have A 'Raisin'
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Arina I 5 months ago
The word used for raisin in this idiom is actually in the diminutive somewhat cutesy form. So if you have something interesting about you, that interesting thing about you is referred to as a baby raisin by this idiom. It is an odd expression, sure, but it is somewhat akin to "the cherry on top" expression in English, which to non-English speakers might seem like a similarly random food item metaphorically used to signify something extraordinary

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Technology Careers in the #eSports Industry - #CMGnews

Re-posting from CMG Amplify:

Technology Careers in the Esports Industry

By Marcus Clarke
Are you a technology professional who might be considering a new career move? You would do well to consider a career in the Esports industry.
Never heard of Esports before, or have a mental image of a few lonely teenage boys holed up in their bedrooms playing online video games 24/7? Think again, because online gaming is now a slick multi-million-dollar industry, and is growing year on year.
Big businesses like Coca-Cola and Redbull have recognized the potential in Esports, and they spend huge sums sponsoring the best teams and players. The games are streamed live to the millions of fans around the world, and the players are treated as celebrities.
But something as heavily technology reliant as online video gaming has a growing need for jobs in support roles. The chance to grow a career in an exciting and new industry has never been better, and as this infographic from Computer Planet shows, there is a wide range of roles for technology professionals, such as:
·       Game tester/QA tester, whose role is to test for bugs and documents bug reports for QA. You can get into this job with only six months experience in QA, and the salary for someone who has six plus years’ experience is around $74,000+ annually.
·       Research moderator, who executes user-tests for all aspects of gameplay. You need a Bachelor’s degree for this role, and relevant working experience of 2+ years. Average salary is $32,000+
·       Game designer/animator/motion graphics artist. They build and maintain game content to optimize the user experience. You need a Bachelor’s degree and good gaming knowledge, and your average salary is around $38,000+
·       Motion capture clean-up artist. Their role is to work alongside the animation team and designers to clean animations and process data within games. You’ll need a degree in animation with relevant software and scripting experience. Salaries for this role start at around $45,000.
As you can see from the above, the starting salaries are competitive, and you get a chance to join a vibrant, growing industry. As it’s a worldwide industry, Esports careers also give plenty of opportunity to travel internationally, and work with the latest technologies across the globe.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

We invite you to register for the #cmgIMPACt conference and save 15%!

Dear Friends,
Hope you are well! As you know I am a part of the Board of Directors for Computer Measurement Group (CMG). This November we are hosting our 43rd annual imPACt conference November 6th-9th in New Orleans, Louisiana.
I think that this conference – which will host a variety of speakers from companies such as Netflix and Capital One – is something you should consider participating in. The networking and knowledge exchange opportunities are plentiful, and it should be a good time as well!
My friends and colleagues can register for the conference and save 15% using the code CMGBOD during the registration process.
I hope to see you there!
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Friday, December 23, 2016